SCARY epic movie
yeah, you read that right. epic movie is the SCARIEST scary movie. and i mean that in a bad way.
there's this trend in the whole scary movie franchise wherein they try to outdo the previous film's shortness, while i'm not sure if this if rom the same guys who brought us scary movie, epic movie definitely took up the challenge. it probably just clocks in at an hour. and that is probably the longest hour you'll ever spend in a movie theater. its like, you want the hour to be over just to get out.
the humor is way too over the top, its too lame that its not making people laugh anymore. and in a theater packed with americans, that's saying a lot(no offense to americans, but really, chicken-cross-road really is your sort of humor. and i enjoy that type of humor, though i like british humor more).
perhaps the only people who will enjoy this are the movie buffs(who call themselves that but in reality have only watched a couple of films in their life and read about the rest of what they know in the internet) who loves testing their movie trivia. but for me, it falls waaay short of it being a challenge. its like a big chunk of narnia held together by a lot of pieces from other movies.
the only way you'd get to enjoy this movie is if you download it over the internet, and have a couple of beers before hitting the play button. heck, if i did that, then this review might have turned out a little better.
there's this trend in the whole scary movie franchise wherein they try to outdo the previous film's shortness, while i'm not sure if this if rom the same guys who brought us scary movie, epic movie definitely took up the challenge. it probably just clocks in at an hour. and that is probably the longest hour you'll ever spend in a movie theater. its like, you want the hour to be over just to get out.
the humor is way too over the top, its too lame that its not making people laugh anymore. and in a theater packed with americans, that's saying a lot(no offense to americans, but really, chicken-cross-road really is your sort of humor. and i enjoy that type of humor, though i like british humor more).
perhaps the only people who will enjoy this are the movie buffs(who call themselves that but in reality have only watched a couple of films in their life and read about the rest of what they know in the internet) who loves testing their movie trivia. but for me, it falls waaay short of it being a challenge. its like a big chunk of narnia held together by a lot of pieces from other movies.
the only way you'd get to enjoy this movie is if you download it over the internet, and have a couple of beers before hitting the play button. heck, if i did that, then this review might have turned out a little better.
anyway, i've got a really special post coming up... =D
1 comment:
Epic Movie is, without a doubt, the biggest the single biggest waste of time since the dawn of Mankind. At least pet rocks could be used as paperweights.
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